The Cal Dick Experience - Neckbeard/Crown Land

Cal Dick is a mysterious hermit who lives in the legendary Humboldt Valley Convent, with his army of macabre animated garden gnomes and several feral french poodles.  When not bending his abominable bansai sequoia/redwood forest to his indomitable will, he spends his time creating lavish audio recordings in his upscale basement tower.  Defying description, they create an indescribable sensation that can only be described as difficult to describe.  Now available for free download.  Fill your boots, you freeloaders!